ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

drkarayua:

mishasubi:

i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

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longlivethemoose:

Welcome to the new age

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” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

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50 days of crisscolfer

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221b-asgard:

camuizuuki:

diningwiththeasquiths:

You best start believing in angels, Dean Winchester.

YOU’RE IN ONE

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I will reblog this every time I see it

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221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

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YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

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arnazingphil:

imdonebye:

hop-onmytardis:

imdonebye:

i’m skyping with a cute boy help

ACT NATURAL

I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH

that was

super natural

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I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

thegoblinkingsgirl:

erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

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Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Alicante, Spain
Castellon, Spain
Valencia, Spain
New Orleans, USA
Stourbridge, England
Oban, Scotland
Boston, USA
Varna, Bulgaria
Utica, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Havering, England
Bacolod, Philippines
Goirle, the Netherlands
Holbaek, Denmark.
Toronto, Canada
Minneapolis, USA
Prince George, USA
Windsor, USA
Tacoma, USA
Hamilton, Canada

ourfragilehearts:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

 



wizards-of-hogwarts:

CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?




training for the ballet, Potter?

^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.

ourfragilehearts:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

 

wizards-of-hogwarts:

CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?

training for the ballet, Potter?

^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

Pickup lines by anons made reblogable by request 

part two here